Detective Gadget

how can women be such whores? seriously!

http://www.johndudash.com check it out

doesn't it suck when your ex pretends she wants to get back...and shes seeing someone?

yeah, im usualy on myspace now. though the blog isn't updated much, its my primary site. I cant live a day without checking to see what smartass comments people make. Oh, that and get yelled at by ex girlfriends... joy eh? hmm, I got MOST of the camera parts I ordered. An adapter for AA bats vs the $12 bitches that last 10 rolls. it has an aux shutter button on it too.. The only cameras I see that come with one run like $1500 up (canon 20d ish). That, a lens hood, a remote, and soon an eye hood if someone carries something better than the factory. But yeah, some guy saw me with my camera and asked if im a pro.. haha like.... "no, I wish, just a hobby now" he goes "look in my back seat" he had a friggin 30D on a monopod...just used in a concert. he was wicked awesome and gave me his card. he seemed a bit hopped up on redbulls but awesome all together. Maybe MAYBE i can talk him into letting me come along as a helper of some sort.
I enrolled in Ivy Tech last week. Double Major...Criminal Justice and Photography. Photographer by day; Officer by night. If you're thinking you'll get out of a ticket with me...you will...just dont speed. LOL

I got in the shower today and something made a bang downstairs...  First I thought someone was breaking in, but we have dogs and they weren't barking, so then I thought it was maybe the dryer (the timer broke so we have to turn it off every half hour), but then thought nahhhhh  it wouldn't cause a fire.  then I turned the radio on to hop in the shower and right as I flipped the switch "BURN MOTHER FUCKER" from Bloodhound Gang played.    Weird huh?  lol

WOW!  IT'S been a LONNNNNNG time!  Hi everyone!

Little updates

**wrecked my car AGAIN  this the first time its my fault though  $1500 in repairs and 2 weeks in the shop
**took some new pictures, thanks Jessica http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dusotch/album?.dir=5bff&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dusotch/my_photos
**starting in on medium format photography...cant wait!  I just purchased a Holga camera and saving up for a seagull, myama or hasselblad (in my dreams)
**work is getting more stable but not steady, its such a relief though.
**all my extra money went into the damn car...  so I'm checking into art schools too for summer.
**a guy ran off to new york with my all manual cannon camera... imma killem when he gets back
**Christmas Merch is 90% off at Michaels Arts and Crafts (US Stores only)    stop on in!

Everyone knows the question: "which came first, the chicken ot the egg?  ...  Well I have a new question...    maybe there is a solution though?  I'm working on it...

In Nature vs. Nurture   

What is inspiration (or more of)? 

Why?

Why not the other?

   

DUSOTCH069 [11:36 PM]:  making the big bucks yet?
Slk1486 [11:36 PM]:  made 65 dollars today
DUSOTCH069 [11:37 PM]:  hooking doesn't count
Slk1486 [11:37 PM]:  damn

Mom came home and saw something that looked like a dent in my car.  i walked out and its HUGE!  now im dented on my left and right.  this car is nothing but a fucking curse and i'd love to intoduce that shit head to my bat...  shit, that car takes most every penny I have and some bitch runs into it 32 days after i get it (the day after I got the plate for it) now some lowlife piece of crap kicks in the other side.  ARRRRRRGH.  I just wanted a nice car.  Can't wait to hear how much it'll take to fix it.  ERR  nobodys made me this mad in a lonnnng time!

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. </td> atheism 92% agnosticism 75% Buddhism 67% Satanism 67% Paganism 67% Islam 46% Hinduism 42% Christianity 25% Judaism 21% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

turn ons and offs
Body: GUYS FILL OUT TOP QUESTIONS

LADIES FILL OUT BOTTOM QUESTIONS

Then Repost

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GUYS: Turned ON or OFF when a girl

dresses like a slut: off
dresses like a grandma:  off
dresses like a prep: on
doesn't care what she wears: on
sings: usually off  lol
plays musical instrument: depends,  likely on
is shorter than you:  no choice
is same height as you: off, she can beat me up
is taller than you: off, she will beat me up
has straight teeth: on
wears braces: no difference
has chapped lips: off!  lol
wears makeup: OFF
has green eyes: on
has blue eyes: off
has brown eyes: on
has long hair: on
has short hair: on
drinks alcohol: off, drooling chicks arent attractive
smokes cigarettes: off
smokes weed: off
wears glasses: on
has blonde hair: off
has brown hair: on
has black hair: on
has red hair: on
has a tan: on
works out: on
smiles more than not: on
calls you just to say HI: on
smacks your butt: on
compliments you:on
shaves her legs: ON
wears jewelry: off
has bigger feet than you: off
has smaller feet than you: off  feet? ick
smiles when you walk into the room: off, shes probably seeing my flys open
wants to be a mom: on
Belly piercing: on
Virgin: off
Wants to wait till she's married: on
Laid back: on
Doesnt party a lot: ON
laughs a lot: on
doesn't care what people think about her: depends, likely on
believes in love at first sight/fate: doesn't matter
Tatoos: ON

~~~~~LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:~~~~~

Is skinnier than you:
Is shorter than you:
Is taller than you:
Has straight teeth:
Wears braces:
Has green eyes:
Has blue eyes:
Has brown eyes:
Drinks alcohol:
Smokes pot:
Wears glasses:
Has a tan:
Works out:
Smiles a lot:
Calls you just to say HI:
Lets you know he was thinking about you:
Smacks your Ass:
Sings:
Compliments you:
Doesnt party a lot:
Shaves his legs:
Wears jewelry:
Has facial hair:
Has bigger feet than you:
Wears cologne:
Smiles when you walk into the room:
Has brown hair:
Has blonde hair:
Has red hair:
short hair:
long hair:
Can make you laugh at any given moment:
Doesnt care what a lot of people think:
Loyal:
Laid back:
Laughs a lot:
Wants to hang out with only you:
Tattoos:

new line

"your shirt looks just like the one in my trunk, but you look nothing like the guy."

haha  I just made it up

man, these insurance companies are really hiring..  one wants 10 applicants to start a new business and another wants managers...  1.5 - 4k a week!  woot!

DOOM is going to be a movie!  OMG!  I used to play Doom for days!  :-D  If only they found someone other than the rock to play the main dude.  Oh well, it better be good.

HALT!
how much trouble could one get into for cutting a drunk off into a ditch?
one of these days....

some big object flew off a junker utility truck and hit the front of my car...  looked like metal but errrrr  I wanted to put him in the ditch then noticed his nose was touching the windshield..  must have been drunk or blind. 

bill still cant fix a damn leak.  I suggested JB Weld.  He wants to use waterproof epoxy.  So far it hasn't worked.  I wonder how long its gonna take him to use JBW. 
we measure time in beers.  lol

a friend/co-worker quit today
accepted a ticket from a friend to go to x-fest
came home and a water pipe broke and flooded the house
found out I overdrew my bank account
had to bail on x-fest
then dad called and doesn't care if we talk anymore
and the college loan bills are past due

life sucks, but its worse somewhere else.


Update: Progressive Insurance will not fix my car without me paying $1000 as a deductable. Eventhough the accident was not my fault. They're evil. Do not use Progressive.

everyone get your tooshies to Birdy's on the 28th.  My friends band is playing.  let me know if you need directions!  I think its all ages

Fuck wildlife, whats left of our economy is going to die.

All those in favor for drilling oil in Alaska say I.

I HHHHHHHHATE CUSTOMERS!  They're too dumb to be true!  I had this lady screaming at me like im the fuckin manager.  She went on and on and on about how one of the framers mismeasured her artwork and took dont the wrong number to reach her.  I got fed up and told her the options point blank.  These people piss me off and the manager stood at the end of one of the aisle and watched the whole thing.  I didn't do say anything in a rude way.  Eventhough I pictured how much dogfood I could get out of her.  She was just a royal bitch.  I couldn't run my own business..  I'd end up like the cook on Jerry Sinfield...."NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

the most exciting thing here all day was between a movie that broke up in parts due to bad cable connection and a warm beer

Sorry, I don't have much to offer