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Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005, 12:52 pm

turn ons and offs


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GUYS: Turned ON or OFF when a girl

dresses like a slut: off
dresses like a grandma:  off
dresses like a prep: on
doesn't care what she wears: on
sings: usually off  lol
plays musical instrument: depends,  likely on
is shorter than you:  no choice
is same height as you: off, she can beat me up
is taller than you: off, she will beat me up
has straight teeth: on
wears braces: no difference
has chapped lips: off!  lol
wears makeup: OFF
has green eyes: on
has blue eyes: off
has brown eyes: on
has long hair: on
has short hair: on
drinks alcohol: off, drooling chicks arent attractive
smokes cigarettes: off
smokes weed: off
wears glasses: on
has blonde hair: off
has brown hair: on
has black hair: on
has red hair: on
has a tan: on
works out: on
smiles more than not: on
calls you just to say HI: on
smacks your butt: on
compliments you:on
shaves her legs: ON
wears jewelry: off
has bigger feet than you: off
has smaller feet than you: off  feet? ick
smiles when you walk into the room: off, shes probably seeing my flys open
wants to be a mom: on
Belly piercing: on
Virgin: off
Wants to wait till she's married: on
Laid back: on
Doesnt party a lot: ON
laughs a lot: on
doesn't care what people think about her: depends, likely on
believes in love at first sight/fate: doesn't matter
Tatoos: ON

~~~~~LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:~~~~~

Is skinnier than you:
Is shorter than you:
Is taller than you:
Has straight teeth:
Wears braces:
Has green eyes:
Has blue eyes:
Has brown eyes:
Drinks alcohol:
Smokes pot:
Wears glasses:
Has a tan:
Works out:
Smiles a lot:
Calls you just to say HI:
Lets you know he was thinking about you:
Smacks your Ass:
Compliments you:
Doesnt party a lot:
Shaves his legs:
Wears jewelry:
Has facial hair:
Has bigger feet than you:
Wears cologne:
Smiles when you walk into the room:
Has brown hair:
Has blonde hair:
Has red hair:
short hair:
long hair:
Can make you laugh at any given moment:
Doesnt care what a lot of people think:
Laid back:
Laughs a lot:
Wants to hang out with only you:

Fri, Oct. 7th, 2005, 01:38 am

new line

"your shirt looks just like the one in my trunk, but you look nothing like the guy."

haha  I just made it up

Fri, Sep. 30th, 2005, 10:49 pm

man, these insurance companies are really hiring..  one wants 10 applicants to start a new business and another wants managers...  1.5 - 4k a week!  woot!

Mon, Sep. 26th, 2005, 12:51 pm

DOOM is going to be a movie!  OMG!  I used to play Doom for days!  :-D  If only they found someone other than the rock to play the main dude.  Oh well, it better be good.

Mon, Sep. 12th, 2005, 12:46 pm

how much trouble could one get into for cutting a drunk off into a ditch?
one of these days....

some big object flew off a junker utility truck and hit the front of my car...  looked like metal but errrrr  I wanted to put him in the ditch then noticed his nose was touching the windshield..  must have been drunk or blind. 

bill still cant fix a damn leak.  I suggested JB Weld.  He wants to use waterproof epoxy.  So far it hasn't worked.  I wonder how long its gonna take him to use JBW. 
we measure time in beers.  lol

Fri, Sep. 9th, 2005, 09:05 pm

a friend/co-worker quit today
accepted a ticket from a friend to go to x-fest
came home and a water pipe broke and flooded the house
found out I overdrew my bank account
had to bail on x-fest
then dad called and doesn't care if we talk anymore
and the college loan bills are past due

life sucks, but its worse somewhere else.

Update: Progressive Insurance will not fix my car without me paying $1000 as a deductable. Eventhough the accident was not my fault. They're evil. Do not use Progressive.

Thu, Sep. 8th, 2005, 10:39 am

everyone get your tooshies to Birdy's on the 28th.  My friends band is playing.  let me know if you need directions!  I think its all ages

Wed, Aug. 31st, 2005, 09:49 pm
stupid scare

Fuck wildlife, whats left of our economy is going to die.

All those in favor for drilling oil in Alaska say I.

Tue, Aug. 23rd, 2005, 06:48 pm

I HHHHHHHHATE CUSTOMERS!  They're too dumb to be true!  I had this lady screaming at me like im the fuckin manager.  She went on and on and on about how one of the framers mismeasured her artwork and took dont the wrong number to reach her.  I got fed up and told her the options point blank.  These people piss me off and the manager stood at the end of one of the aisle and watched the whole thing.  I didn't do say anything in a rude way.  Eventhough I pictured how much dogfood I could get out of her.  She was just a royal bitch.  I couldn't run my own business..  I'd end up like the cook on Jerry Sinfield...."NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

Mon, Aug. 22nd, 2005, 09:46 pm

the most exciting thing here all day was between a movie that broke up in parts due to bad cable connection and a warm beer

Sorry, I don't have much to offer

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